Disclaimer: If any part of this post is ambiguous or completely missing it’s because I’m blogging on the move, while trying to process official and personal thoughts.
It’s been a while since I last came here,
I almost don’t know why or maybe I just don’t care.
I am beginning to face the truth; I really can’t stay away forever,
Sweet or bitter, I’m ready for whatever,
If I get hurt I know I’ll recover.
It isn’t so bad all the time or maybe it is,
I have been hiding for so long,
Behind the wall I put up so strong.
It’s time to break it down and give it a try,
But wouldn’t I be creating room for people to pry?
*** 2 meetings and 3 hours later ***
The Israelites were so lucky *sigh*
There were simple signs everywhere,
Commandments on tablets to guide them,
Why can’t it be that easy anyway?
I’m tired of trying to figure it all out,
Maybe it’s time to take the plunge again,
If I succeed you all will be happy for me,
If I fall, I’ll pick something up and rise again,
Yes I’ll rise, I’ll rise, and I’ll always rise!
*** Back to the office ***
The world seems to be experiencing momentary imbalance the offshoot of which is seasonal madness expressed in different form. While I was trying to rap my head around windeck and comprehend Cabo Snoop’s style, he shot us with Prakatatumba. I still think that dance is a mockery of a feat of epilepsy; anyway, you all haven’t seen the last of crazy things.
This morning I woke up to ‘Planking’ all over my timeline. There’s no definition for it. It’s neither a sport nor an exercise. I guess people just need to burn excess energy. But then I hear it’s the Australians that came up with the name after the English invented it so I can imagine their brain was freezing over at the time. For everyone who’s still wondering what Planking is...
*Pictures Courtesy Various Followers on Twitter
32 comments:
I still don't get what planking is o...
Yes! You will rise!!
That planking matter ehn?! Too much time on people's hands oh jare!
LoL!! This is an evidence ur on twitter! once i saw the title of the post I laughed! LooooL!! twitter don crase today sha!
biko, is this exercise or what and what is the essence?
Everyone on twitter has gone gaga
on this, I hope it is not there tomorrow.
PLANKING!!! Yay! Lets all plank!
PLANKING!!!!!!!!!!!! I`m soo getting my Camera Crew..watch this space!!!
Re- planking.
It's all harmless fun.
Hope you are okay
Lol!!!Like what the heck?!!!Hahaha!!!
Really what is the essence or is it just for fun?
Hmm...all is well, in regards to the beginning of ur post...
As far as planking goes, I still don't get it *shrugs*
and after all the planking craze on twitter it still makes no sense.
in the meantime you are bless and highly favoured
I love your rants. What are the benefits of planking? I want to know because I do anything that makes my body feel good
As random a post as I've seen on here in a while..
Myne: honestly, the pics are the only explanations available, except ofcourse the wikipedia page!
Gbemisoke: its the peak of joblessness. I cant believe people would willingly purnish themselves like that!
DIDI: just ensure you dont injure urself while u're at it!
Giagerry: crase is an understatement. The entire episode is like a virus spreading fast.
Lara: i dont know how to explain it oh.
Sisi Yemmie: when are you gonna plank na? Your's should be at the airport tarmack or the pulpit in church!
NIL: i'll be fine. Thanks for asking.
T.Notes: those were the exact words i uttered when i first saw it!
Okeoghene: I'll like to believe its for fun.
Blessing: I feel we're on the same page so you understand.
Ms YSU: Thanks.
@ilola: if there are benefits, im yet to find out, but for now, twill remain what it is... crase!
babes lets err do sm #planking??
Roc: A depiction of my state of mind at the time.
I've been able to piece together your random thoughts and can happily say welcome
As for planking, I refuse to see it as fun until people begin to plank between a Crocodile and an Alligator and stuffs like that
LOL @ Ilola
Not sure if this will make your body feel good :))
All I can say about planking "Your eyes will continue to see strange things as long as you are alive"
I don't even get why this was trending on twitter too! SMH
and I forgot to add, all the best!
Don't worry it'll be alright, just be hopeful
Ooooookay!!! What's with this planking thingy? It's joblessness for real. Please, who causes these stupid twitter trends?
Adiya
The Corner Shop
You'll rise. You'll always rise...
As per planking, STRANGE.
LG: You first, when I see the pix then i'll think about it.
Emeka: Crocodile & Alligator??? Some killer stunts and u'll have your camera handy for live footage abi?
MsJB: I breathe hope!
Adiya: Im yet to find out who creates them
Os: VERY strange
This planking thingy hen.. I honestly don't understand it.
lool @Emeka,if yhu don't want trouble wwith me,don't mention tht word near me,it's just sick.
I like yhur blog,first time here.
hope yhu good boo.
OMG I still laugh when i see these pictures hehe
PS. I've changed my blog url! I decided to keep the blog on Blogger after all. Check out the link: http://museorigins.blogspot.com. Sorry for the inconvenience X_x
Adiya
Muse Origins (formerly The Corner Shop)
Thank goodness the planking thing has died down a little lol blw i followed u on twitter : D
what the hell is planking!
Eugh!!! No matter how clean that toliet is it is a no-no for me. That lady must really love her toilet o, lol.
YOU HAVE {not shall} OVERCOME..
As for the planking...i don't understand....what is it all about???
Nigerians can copy ANYTHING!
I am still looking for the best position to plank. watch my space! meanwhile please google dog planking..that's the funniest I have seen in ages!
Love the poems. Sometimes directions are not so clear jare. Reason we need guidelines.
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